Secure-a-load

To make sure your man has ejaculated in you before he's left alone for a spell so he doesn't do so with anyone else while you're not there.

"hold up, I'll be right there in a few minutes, I need to secure-a-load real quick."

by DimReflectionofloyalty&Love July 13, 2024

loading the dishwasher

a euphemism for cumming inside of a woman

My girlfriend complains that I should take more initiative in loading the dishwasher; otherwise, they get crusty and need to be scrubbed all the more.

by Lo Qi December 8, 2023

Road Load

The act of ejaculating while driving.

That 6 hour drive would have been super boring but I passed the time with a road load.

by Ju-Li November 22, 2021

Loaded Fish

A raw fish stuffed full of sliced potatoes and cooked.

Alex, do you have any fish, I have potatoes we can load this baby up.

George, do you fancy coming round for loaded fish and chippy tea?

Dobbo, fancy making a loaded fish with your chicken tikka?

by Pukkas September 24, 2020

Load Strike

When a man refuses to give up his semen as a result of his partners, refusal to fulfill their seminal duties.

James, I can't give you my load, I have to go kill people. Well Jason, I'm going on Load Strike.

by Cheeto Voldermort March 11, 2017

Load suppressor

Another word for a condom

Hey do you wanna have sex?
Sure lemme go get my load suppressor

by Joy_Afton14 October 14, 2021

dusty loads

Whenever youve completely drained your balls all over the first two morally casual women that stopped by for a visit to pound town. number 3 knocks on the door expecting to leave bow-legged as well but your balls are on E and you got nothing in the tank. you spit onto their backside while pounding them out in the doggy style position making her think you just busted all over her back

I was three deep last night and was ready for bed when she stopped by so I just gave her the Dusty loads

by 11nemregnahtan11 August 3, 2024