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Car liberated

A person who lives happily and easily without a single occupancy vehicle. They engage in multi-modal transportation which includes: walking, biking, public transportation (bus and train), on-demand micro-transit, ride share, car share, car rental, air plane, and riding with friends.
I sold my car ten years ago and have been living happily, car liberated for the last decade!
by Shared Mobility Coop January 14, 2020
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Liberal

Liberalism is a mental disorder that makes people think that everyone who doesn’t agree with them is a racist, sexist, homophobic bigot. They often get degrees in Gender Studies and then later on they blame everyone other than themselves for not being able to pay off their student loan debt.
“Hi, I’m a liberal and you are racist and sexist and there are totally 234 different genders. I should know because I majored in gender studies.”
by Captain Shitnipps July 3, 2022
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liberal muzzle

A name for the face coverings people wear who still believe COVID-19 is a threat. Despite everyone else unmasked, they continue to insist on wearing masks in public, making it difficult for anyone to effectively communicate with them. Although their motives are unclear, it is suspected they belong to some sort of political echo chamber that has no concept of a benefit-risk analysis.
Person 1: Did you hear anything the professor said during lecture?
Person 2: No, they had their liberal muzzle on.
by CrispyJack February 20, 2023
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Liberal after affect

When a liberal gets the issues after doing something stupid
Liberal after affect means

Joe Biden"let's increase taxes on everyone in the USA so help support strip clubs" Conservative" No, you idiot, that's a horrible idea"
by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021
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liberal-qaeda

A way better term than libtard.
(do NOT use unironicly)
Liberal: i just believe that science is true
Conservative: oh you liberals and your liberalchemy
Liberal: can you please stop insulting everyone who opposes you?
Conservative: ok, liberal-qaeda
by Friendly Definitionist October 31, 2020
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Liberalism

An ideology focusing mainly on the free dom of The individual. Has nothing to do with The left wing or socialism but america seems to believe otherwise though.
I believe in liberalism.
by Easymate January 6, 2019
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How to be a liberal 101

Just call things dumb or insane or unhinged. It's easy. You can do it to ANYTHING. ABOUT anything. Seriously. Go on YouTube right now. FIND a conservative video. And then google a historical precedent that contradicts the information in the video. Record yourself watching the video after you've done this. Every 30 seconds call the guy making the video unhinged or dumb or insane and throw in the previously stated historical contradiction and BOOM! You're Hasan... Or Destiny.... It's free money. You get enough viewer and you will start to get invited to shit like Pearl or Andrew (Who is one of my finest students btw) or Destiny again.
Hym "Thank you for joining my class: 'How to be a liberal 101.' It works the same way with conservatives except you also get to throw in the BIBLICAL precedent everyone once and a while. And Lauren is hot. Would breed, 100%. OH! THAT'S WHO JOAN LOOKS LIKE! IT'S JOAN! SO fucking hot!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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