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Plonck Knob

When an individual is behaving in a manner of stupidity, especially in the northern hemisphere.
When the three of you are cosied up on the sofa and one of you sees a jumper with holes in it.

“You plonck knob!”
by Richard Branson fan club December 17, 2021
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knob butter

The kind of slime left on your knob after ramming a kuntren in the face pussy
My god Bunky !!!
You forgot to wipe that knob butter off after ramming kuntrens face pussy you cunt,
Clean off that knob butter at once
by Bunkylove April 5, 2017
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knob elf

A knob elf is a person who has no friends and smells yucky. They usually are created through sedation after an occurrence of surgical maneuvers on a human. Knob elf’s suck at fortnite
by Faze JrogerZ February 22, 2019
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cading your knob

Spending endless hours designing non-matching 3D-printed replacement parts for household items while neglecting your family
looks like shit, tom. i already ordered the replacement. thanks for spending 10 hours cading your knob instead of raising your children
by jadell telly January 25, 2025
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Knob Shower

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.
Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?

Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.

Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!
by Dominitus August 11, 2016
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Lanky Knob

A lanky knob is someone who is unusualy thin and tall like a gay slenderman
That Pedo is a Lanky Knob
by Knobcheese1234567 December 2, 2024
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knob

Someone who ignores every possible nice response he could give and gives the dickhead response... ie: Mark Barlow
oh what a surprise. Mark's being a knob again.
by Weeeena May 29, 2018
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