When the three of you are cosied up on the sofa and one of you sees a jumper with holes in it.
“You plonck knob!”
“You plonck knob!”
by Richard Branson fan club December 17, 2021

My god Bunky !!!
You forgot to wipe that knob butter off after ramming kuntrens face pussy you cunt,
Clean off that knob butter at once
You forgot to wipe that knob butter off after ramming kuntrens face pussy you cunt,
Clean off that knob butter at once
by Bunkylove April 5, 2017

A knob elf is a person who has no friends and smells yucky. They usually are created through sedation after an occurrence of surgical maneuvers on a human. Knob elf’s suck at fortnite
by Faze JrogerZ February 22, 2019

Spending endless hours designing non-matching 3D-printed replacement parts for household items while neglecting your family
looks like shit, tom. i already ordered the replacement. thanks for spending 10 hours cading your knob instead of raising your children
by jadell telly January 25, 2025

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.
Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?
Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.
Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!
Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.
Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!
by Dominitus August 11, 2016

by Knobcheese1234567 December 2, 2024

Someone who ignores every possible nice response he could give and gives the dickhead response... ie: Mark Barlow
by Weeeena May 29, 2018
