Bonzai kill

In a FPS game when you cook your grenade to the point where you end up blowing yourself up, and one or more of your opponents. It may be the ultimate sacrifice but few people expect you to commit suicide just to get a kill.

Pro: *player runs around corner with grenade in hand

Noob: *player starts to shoot

Pro: "FTW!!!"

BOOM!

Pro: " BONZAI KILL MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"

by Talks Without Any Thought January 13, 2011

road kill dick

Is when the penis is completely limp, and nothing can bring it back to life.

Dave: my dick was limp,even when mary was grinding her ass on it.

Chris: sounds like road kill dick bro.

by autumnnips May 4, 2014

I didn't say we should kill him

A funny sentence because it can be used in many different ways!

See below:

I didn't say we should kill him
I DIDN'T say we should kill him
I didn't SAY we should kill him
I didn't say WE should kill him
I didn't say we SHOULD kill him
I didn't say we should KILL him
I didn't say we should kill HIM

by Enby Humanoid January 4, 2021

kill clock

Sometimes used as an initiation routine by gangs they set a new member a kill clock where they have to kill a set number of members of a rival gang in a set time.
Sometimes used as a form of blackmail that if a gang member doesn’t complete a kill clock someone close to them may be harmed/killed.
Sometimes organised by inmates wanting to get to someone on the outside using their gang-contacts.

"You have 24 hours to kill as many rival gang-members or someone close to you will pay... The kill clock is ticking"

by Brizza July 8, 2006

easy kill

A girl who is easy to score with, usually due to intoxication.

I heard she's an easy kill when she's drunk.

by Professor Bro July 27, 2009

guns don't kill people, people kill people

Bumper-sticker slogan of NRA supporters, which states an obvious fact and insinuates that gun-control proponents are ignorant of it. It is grounded in the belief that gun-control would be ineffective because situations where someone would not have died if a gun had not been present do not arise or are much more rare than situations when fear of retaliation deters violence.

NRA guy: Guns don't kill people, people kill people.
Regular person: Don't guns enable people to kill people?
NRA guy: No, that never happens.
Regular person: Statistics show much less gun violence in comparable countries with gun-control.
NRA guy: Using statistics is unfair.

by 8ung3st March 8, 2010

Kill yourself

Is not something you should do. Well, just dont do it at all! If you're depressed or suicidal dont do it! Your life is the most valuable thing you could cherish! If you lose it, you lose all the amazing things you could do In life

Also, dont listen to the bimbo at the top. Hes just being a jerk. He doesnt have sympathy for suicidal people

Guy1: kill yourself

Guy2: *feels depressed and tries to slit his wrists*

Guy3 stops guy2 from slitting his wrists
Guy3: dont kys man! Your life is worth living
Guy 2: *puts knife down and hugs guy 3*

Moral of the story: dont killyouself. Seek help and love yourself

by Shrek-Tastic! February 26, 2019