effin' 'n' jeffin'

Another term for swearing made popular by the Karl Pilkington during his XFM days.

There will be no effin' 'n' jeffin' during the funeral.

by bxnzi July 19, 2016

Jeffrey

The best person in the world who will always be there when you need him. He is also the sweetest person you will ever meet. If you meet a Jeffrey be careful about mentioning weight, he will scream and shrivel up. Most importantly a Jeffrey is the man of anyone's dreams.

I'm so in love with Jeffrey, he makes me so happy and I feel like a god with him.

by Scenewolf October 13, 2011

Jefferson Nutcracker

When a guy puts his cock in a woman's ass so hard she grabs his balls and cracks them.

Yesterday when i was trying to bang my chick she gave me a jefferson nutcracker.

by Nigs Brownfield November 4, 2008

Jeffrey

The most beautiful person in the world, with long curly hair that smells a lot like hairspray. He loves his girlfriend tummy and always knows how to make her smile. The first time he met his girlfriend he waved like a retard but made her smile so much she got dimples, that instantly made her fall in love. He's not shy and he speaks his mind. He's above and beyond perfection, and treats his girlfriend like a princess. He's willing to do absolutely anything for her. He always makes everything better, and his girlfriend is the luckiest girl in the entire galaxy. He always make sure he takes his girlfriend home<3 & he has the absolute perfect body ever. He's perfect. & very loveable. & he gives you his blanket to keep you warm at night. <3

Jeffrey: *Looks into his girlfriend's eyes*
Jenny: *Looks into his eyes*... I'm so lucky.

by YourWifeBaby<3 January 26, 2013

Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.

Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.

by AnaWanaMia? May 24, 2006

Jeffrey Epstein

A massive fucking cunt who either did or did not kill himself depending on who you ask. Also someone who makes millions and lives on a pedophile island. He was also said to be a great lover of massages.

There are two types of extravagantly rich people, the Elon Musks and the Jeffrey Epsteins.

by Kappalambda June 17, 2020

Jeffery joint

a marijuana cigarette containing mostly weed, opium, herion, crushed up ecstasy, clorox, methadone, subutex, morphine, peyote, some of its stuff is unidentifiable and a little angel dust.

why the fuck is it called a Jeffery joint? because who could be scared of a "Jeffery"

by jeffery smoker October 9, 2010