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jade

jade is not a simp
by jansjajahjshshs November 14, 2020
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Jade

Jade is a naturally beauty. She’s powerful and you can fall for her very quickly. You can be obsessed with her because she’s so perfect. She’s the perfect date partner. Nobody can reach her. She’s the hottest person an very sexy. She’s top even by men. She’s perfect! She always says her opinion even if it hurts someone cause she doesn’t care. That’s the bad side. She can be rude and she would k!ll someone. She is the Maf!a leader. She’s always the leader so don’t mess with her. So beautiful.
Someone: I’m dating jade I couldn’t be happier!
Someone: she’s so hot! Lucky you!
by niknamesjjsjs November 21, 2021
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abie-jade

A sly little bitch who will kill you with a blink of an eye, she is as tough as nails and can withstand nuclear bombs. Nothing will ever stop an Abie-Jade, dont even try to test her, you will be dead in seconds.
Ah fuck I just got beat up. 2 broken arms and a broken rib. The girls name was Abie-Jade
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Jade

There is one and only Jade, an androgynous, charming, and beautiful person with features so lovely alone you can only imagine how breathtaking when those features are put on the same canvas. Jade is selfless, unhinged, silly, intelligent, and genuine. You’ll never find another person so resilient and cherishable. You’d be the luckiest to even see them let alone get to hold on endearing conversation with them.
“omg have you met Jade…. yeah the one with the dimples
by sideshowazh February 17, 2024
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Jade

The hottest person around / The best at everything and anything and is only one of one
“Jade is the baddest of all time and can’t no one compare”-motha
by Applejeans November 18, 2023
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Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that invokes yang energy; Frequently used in Daoist sex techniques
Master Wu is a long time user of the dragon stroking technique for his Jade Stalk
by masterwu69 October 7, 2025
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