why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006

kei

she's very pretty she's perfect and everything, literally tloml her smile makes me blush a lot, she's also puts a lot of efforts on everything, i love her so so so much

ugly guy: "kei is such a weird name"
me: shut your ugly ass up

by someone u might know xx April 11, 2022

FPS Key

A money whore companys way of making you able to play BO3.

You must acquire this item from supply crates.

"Wanna play BO3?"
"No I don't have an FPS Key"
"Fucking idiot, learn how to become lucky"

by Aqolloz June 27, 2016

dunked keys

To have typed something out on a keyboard/keypad, typically on a computer or cellular phone.

"Dude dunked keys all in a motherfucking fit and sent it off for no motherfucking reason to the whole company."

by YT nigga August 9, 2009

St Benedict exorcist key pendant

Key like pendant that tell Satan begone the dragon protection from evil,poison temptations and spiritual warfare not to mess anybody style up or thug life or favorite rapper or actor or actress or child actor or actress

I have to pray my st Benedict exorcist key pendant for protection from satan

by The muscle April 21, 2025

key jangler

a person who likes to jerk your chain, or in this case, your keys

That guy Lincoln sure is a key jangler.

by the kidd ego August 16, 2018