Laos Shuffle

The dance my grandfather does when I talk to him about the war. Usually consists of a weird breakdance on the floor, lasting for many minutes.

HOLY SHIT my grandad is doin the Laos shuffle

by EggplantAddict(cocaine) September 4, 2022

Fridge Shuffle

The phenomenon that occurs when someone in isolation (either voluntary or mandatory) doesn't have enough food in the fridge to generate a meal. It's in this case when the last and only resort is to use whatever you may find in the fridge to prepare one poor, generally-themed meal for the day. This may also happen in a hangover or being very stoned.

Bro I was so stoned I could barely manage to make a fridge shuffle. It was pretty good tho...

by neojacker April 5, 2020

Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .

I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.

by frogginstyle December 14, 2018

Idaho Shuffle

When a mad dog poops in you through and proceeds to try to f**k it

I am going to Idaho shuffle you

by The shmiz December 21, 2019

Brady Bunch Shuffle

When your Zoom square changes position relative to other Zoom chat members that follow the look and logic of the iconic Brady Bunch square.

"Your square is Alice, no its Peter, then its Bobby. It's the Brady Bunch Shuffle."

by VisitorNY February 13, 2021

shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.

I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape

by suicidal grandma December 11, 2011

Cupid shuffle

When someone says Cupid shuffle you have to dance any kind of way

My friend said Cupid shuffle and I started shuffling

by Lizzoqueen21 December 12, 2019