houdini weed

Weed that looks awful but is in reality the stickiest of ickies

GUY:dude this weed is shit
Dealer: DAWG its dat houdidni man HOOTY HOO BABY YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Guy: well i guess its ok then

by MR bootleg September 11, 2005

Weed-rhea

Diarrhea caused from smoking excessive amounts of marijuana. Usually arrives the day the high wears off

-Dude I had the worst weed-rhea yesterday
-TMI dude thats gross
-But now you know. and knowing is half the battle

by Dr. Rodger January 17, 2009

Weed Whacker

Someone who stops you from smoking chronic. It can be a very hard time for your bad self, so dont cut your wiener off.

"Hey dude, lets go smoke some weed"
"No dude, Come inside and play some video games"
"Whatever dick face...your just being a weed whacker"

by Lenord January 2, 2008

Weed Hangover

When one smokes a large quantity of weed, and then eats far too much food, causing an upset stomach and bloating the next morning.

Eating that pepperoni pizza cheesecake was a bad idea. I have such a weed hangover.

by SpoonIsTooBig May 7, 2012

weed fairy

(n). 1. a person, animal or (less frequently) vehicle that one encounters only after ingesting at least one psychoactive substance while in an altered state of reality. Due to intoxication, it is difficult to confirm the reality or validity of the encounter and/or the object within it.

Guy's! That's the weed fairy-mobile! I always see that LSU Tigers-striped Lamborghini when I'm high as shit!

by StevyNix June 3, 2013

weed rapist

Someone who treats marijuana like alcohol, they have no respect for the plant and often are wanna be stoners, they refer to the smoking of the plant as blazing and talk with a ghetto accent, they also tend to call the plant SHIT, which pisses the hell out of me because it is far from it.

Dude, that kid Zach is such a weed rapist, he has absolutely no respect for marijuana man

Dude, stop being such a fucking weed rapist, pronounce it
wee-duh not whee, finish the word u peice of shit

Dude, smoke weed like a ritual, use it to inspire, maybe keep a peice of paper and a pencil in front of you, dont be a weed rapist

by Stray Cat Phizzle January 3, 2009

weed whacked

Being stopped from smoking weed. Derived from the terms cock block and twat swat.

I was going to smoke this fat ass blunt with my homies but then my girlfriend weed whacked me and forced me to stay in.

by hibot25 October 25, 2011