Taint Gurgler

Guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts.

Have you seen that guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts? He’s totally a taint gurgler.

by Mommasboiii January 17, 2021

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Taint•O•Honey

Bit•O•Honey that has been stored in the front pocket of your pants, for at least an hour, warming it next to your balls and giving it a nice soft fresh caramel feel and consistency ready for either your consumption or to share with a friend.

“I could use dessert”

“You want some of Bourbons Mike’s Taint•O•Honey?”

“Hell yeah, gimme that shit!”

by BourbonMike March 1, 2025

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Holi-Taint

Holitaint

The "limbo" between Christmas and New Year's Day. Taint Christmas...Taint New Year's Day
I'm so confused. What to celebrate during Holi-Taint?

by Holi-Taint Founder December 28, 2018

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Cobra Taint

Cobra taint is when you massage your taint after orgasm to get all of the semen out. This technique is known to prevent drips.

Oh man, I forgot to cobra taint after my shower this morning, and now I'm dripping!

by Bestie420 July 21, 2022

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Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.

Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

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