Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando
by Rook May 20, 2024
Get the closet commandomug. The gay version remix of the popular song by Tee Grizzley "First Day Out" made by an artist called Kusorare.
by CookieBeans February 18, 2024
Get the first day out of the closetmug. It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.
by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023
Get the Zoom Closetmug. by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017
Get the slap the closetmug. When your homosexual baggage has exceeded the maximum "closet" storage capacity and begins to push you into coming out of the closet and you try to push it back into the closet.
Jimmy began prarie doggin' the closet when his mom found the ticket stubs to the Cher / Barbra Streisand concert on ice.
by Alaska Boss Bitch September 30, 2017
Get the prarie doggin' the closetmug. 1. People who pretend they are arty and authentic but are actually basic. 2. People who have no individual sense of style, but merely copy from more artistic people , I.e. authentic artists.
“Wow, look at those new Doc Martens she has”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”
by Brooklyn Paulie December 13, 2023
Get the Closet Basicmug. 