Irish Monacle

Then singular version of Irish Sunglasses; aka, a drunken black eye; aka, the drunken pirate; aka, wedding night tattoo...

Erik, "Hey what happened to Sarah, she looks rough?"

Chris, "Yeah she spilled nail polish remover on my coffee table, so I gave her an Irish Monacle."

by Edgar666 November 13, 2009

irish mud flap

The act of shitting ones self while wearing tighty whities and quickly ripping them off and flapping them over the head of an unsuspecting bystander.

"Dude! I totally give that bitch Shelly an irish mud flap last week...I'm pretty sure she had to shave her head!"

by Usmc1371 January 7, 2016

Fighting Irish

People of Irish decent who tend to run from the devil

The fighting Irish will lose to Sun Devils

by mrelleum October 4, 2013

irish flame

the name of a sensual oil. its actual origins are in alabama. this line of products was retired after they were found to cause side effects such as little brothers swarming into the room of the act, as well as causing sisters to become obese.

irish flame is a failure.

by Toastr December 15, 2008

Irish dipper

1: When you place your scrotum between your legs(similar to the goat) and tea bag ( or as the name implies, dipping your scrotum into ) a usually sleeping person's mouth in that position.

Guy 1: Hey mark is passed out, and with his mouth wide open!
Guy 2: Dude you thinking what I'm thinking?
Guy 1: Oh yeah dude, he's getting the Irish dipper tonight! You do it dude
Guy 2: No way im not sticking my nuts in another dudes mouth you do it!
Guy 1: Alright fine....
Mark: What do I have pubes in my mouth?
Guy 2: Hahaha dude, you got the irish dipper!

by Matt Vickers October 1, 2009

Irish Mossbowl

When a redhead puts his hairy balls in a gaping arsehole.

Jimmy-o the readhead met Oconor mcgreary and they decided to do something no-one has ever tried before. Three months after the irish mossbowl was completed, Oconor was pregnant with aids.

by Purplebeard April 21, 2010

Irish Chiliburger

Copiously vomiting in a vagina during cunnilingus after drinking Guinness for the entire night.

Damn bro, how'd you get that black eye?

I gave my girl an Irish Chiliburger after she insisted on watching Sex and the City.

Ah. Say no more, the bitch deserved it.

by Dr Harry Wiener October 2, 2012