Helloed

Another way of saying "give me a break" or "come on" vehemently during a conversation.

Alternately it can be used as a fresh way of greeting someone.

Guy 1: I didn't know you hate Hitler.

Guy 2: Hellod! Everyone hates Hitler!

or

Guy 1: I thought we were going to play beer-pong together all weekend!

Guy 2: Helloed! I told you an hour ago I'm going to Wisconsin! God!

by endgame_se7en September 15, 2009

hello, happy monday

"hello, happy monday"-

an attempt to change the topic from accusing your boyfriend of unwittingly claiming to be gay when in reality he was simply trying to respond, cleverly, in the regional lingo of your native country.

m- "g'day, banana bender!"
f- "are you coming out?"
m- "what? no, it means 'someone from queensland'"
f- "it means 'gay guy'"
m- "..."
f- "let's try this again: 'hello, happy monday!'"

by anononymoosle April 29, 2011

hello kitty robe

that fucking hello kitty robe = definition of versatile... it cleans up throw up, wipes asses, is a bathrobe, and oh so much more.
to use someone or something for dirty work/ annoying jobs/ or just to use them for your own benefit

shes throwing up again after a teenage binge drinking episode yo break out the hello kitty robe so we dont gotta use a mop.

no more toilet paper- its alright ill use the hello kitty robe.

i hate him i wanna use him the like hello kitty robe.

by hellokittyrobe October 29, 2011

hellopoppest

when someone is licking your armpit while that person is punching you in the asshole.

mr and mrs simpson were were hellopoppesting on the bathroom floor last night while i was spending the night at their house.

by junior jug July 18, 2011

horny hello hug

1) The hug recieved when greeting someone who plans to sleep with you later that night.

2) Given as a warning that you will screw them at some point in the near future.

1) "When I met the guy that I was set up with, and he gave me the horny hello hug, I got excited. He was so CUTE!

2) I didn't know how to get the point across to her other than to give her a horny hello hug.

by bipolaroid21998 January 14, 2013

The Irish Hello

The Irish Hello is a newly coined term derived from the already famous phrase "The Irish Goodbye". Essentially, it is the opposite of the "Irish Goodbye". The perpetrator of the "Irish Hello" will hold court, and show up to a place, party, event, or meeting, uninvited, and unwanted without any foreseeable indication of their arrival. Its first origins date back to John Paul Occhipinti's famous exile and return to his home in Scranton, PA. John Paul Occhipinti left his son John Salvatore Occhipinti the reins of the home with permission to throw countless, and endless parties, only to return from Ocala, Florida with no notice, intentionally killing the buzz of the summer parties that were set to ensue.

John Salvatore Occhipinti was in the midst of a Blockbuster House Party only to receive "The Irish Hello" from his father, John Paul Occhipinti who was in a Mesh Beach T-Shirt waiting at the door. John Salvatore had to leave his Beer Pong Championship Match to help unload his father's luggage, knowing full and well this Irish Hello was the Irish Goodbye to raging hard as fuck.

by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019

hello world

Relating to the limited abilities of a person claiming to be knowledgable of computer science.

The man's manner of corporate success was incredible since his software team knew his hello-world expertise.

by J. G. January 21, 2004