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Gordon's Vodka

Deliciously cheap vodka in a plastic bottle. The bottle even has a handle! Tastes like death but after the first two or three shots, well, you don't really care, do you. Interestingly enough, this is also when you stop caring about the 2005 election and start singing awesome '80s hair metal songs. Smells like nailpolish remover, probably tastes like it too, but for $12 a bottle how could you go wrong?
Dude, I'll sell you what's left of my Gordon's for $10. Ah, screw it: let's just drink it tonight.
by lizzi May 19, 2005
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Gorilla Tits

The breasts of a fat, hairy, ugly woman. Completely beastly and ineffective in creating boners.
maaaaaaaaan... Bertha has some serious gorilla tits. Look how hairy they are, you can hardly tell where her tits end and her beaver begins!!
by Solace Theory July 23, 2009
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Gorbag

a goofy uber dancer. with a sweet jew fro.
Wow, gorbag, you dumbass.
by gregory dunn December 15, 2007
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Gorilla snot

The result after a sexual encounter whereas two Jersey muscle-bound guidos "see Gorilla" ejaculate into the nostrils of a third party (male or female) thus emulating a running congested nose.
Pam looked like she had gorilla snot running out of her nose after we got done with her.
by Slickwilly95991 April 22, 2010
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gorjuss

1. Official: (noun) A Santoro line of gifts for young girls including stationary, clothing and other items.

2. Unofficial: (adjective) A word used by (mostly) teenage and young adult women from the North East of England to describe their profile pictures when really it's a photo of them pouting in a club wearing too much fake tan. Can also apply as an adjective for things like purses, bling/crap jewellery etc. A misspelling of gorgeous, I assume because regular computers don't have autocorrect.
1. 'Dear Santa, I'd really like some Gorjuss pyjamas for Christmas'

2. 'OMG babe u luk gorjuss in dat foto loll such a gud night out && i drank waay to much jaegerbombs lmao xxx'
by jidgetbones October 7, 2013
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The Gorilla

An invisible entity, that, after a long night in a pub or a curry house, follows you home and while you're sleeping chucks your clothes round the room and shits in your mouth.
"I woke up the next morning with a foul taste in my mouth and my clothes everywhere. The Gorilla had been."
by johners89997 March 11, 2010
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The Al Gore

Another term for a preoprism. "An erection that doesn't go away leaving you stiff and wooden all the time.
I had a dream about Pam Anderson last night and woke up with a huge AL GORE!
by JD Lucas June 18, 2003
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