A Goblin

Giving a goblin - is when you massage/rub someone’s anus with the knuckle of your thumb whilst snarling at them viciously.

Last night I gave Jenny a goblin and she loved it!

by BadHandsJeff February 15, 2020

Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.

Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.

by CherryTart February 15, 2023

goblin talk

a group of adventures fighting against all odds to right the wrongs of of tyranny while growing as a team of oddballs.

after summoning Silvanous via an ancient seed and defeating an a group of evil minions sent by the ringmaster

Eunice " is there any remains of the bark on the ground"
DM "yea sure"
Eunice "yea I scoop some of that for later"
girl 1 " I'm not gonna hang out with you guys if all your gonna do is goblin talk"

by bjorktheorc November 22, 2021

Hunch goblin

An expert move during intercourse with a blow up doll, you must start in the standing position and proceed to get in a frog stance while continuing to thrust until you pop it

I gave Becky the ol hunch goblin the other day and had to order another one on Amazon

by Kbeeezy February 1, 2025

ball goblin

When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work

If you don't crank 7 times a day the ball goblins will take over your body.

by XxScottStappxX October 20, 2023

Little flying goblin

When the anal tissue is stretched to wing-like proportions due to excessive anal intercourse

Is that a sugar glider?

Nah, that's just Stein being a little flying goblin

by Goblin King 69 August 12, 2022

Goblinitis

When someone becomes so high, they aren’t able to comprehend there own sentences or speaking properly

She’s so high that the goblinitis is kicking in

by Goose the moose August 20, 2023