Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked

When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.

Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

stick a fork in the road

To change the direction of popular opinion

The United States needs to stick a fork in the road about climate change denial.

by Fuzzybuzzzz October 31, 2018

left handed fork

If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.

You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.

by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019

3 pronged fork

Also known as a fuckin national crime

3 pronged fork shouldn't exist

by Cthulhu's Servant June 26, 2019

Knife and Fork

Dentists may use the term Knife and Fork when regarding a person(s) hands to keep the patient unaware of what they are discussing.

"I need a new set of knife and forks, the old ones have become too small for my children to use."

by MaximusA April 9, 2019

out of forks

When the number of forks is no longer adequate.

I used all my forks now I'm out of forks. Well, this is going to be a terrible porno.

by notwellatal May 11, 2020

putrid uterus fork

a discord server with FREAKS. besides brooke.

putrid uterus fork discord server can suck my dick.

by xbrookee March 13, 2021