Boston cream

When you use a doughnut hole to jerk off

“I don’t fleshlight’s know just go for the Boston cream.”

by Golden Garfunkel January 3, 2022

Boston Embrace

A sex act, generally performed in a park, where onlookers cannot tell whether you are eating ass or holding a giant schlong

“Hey John, is that guy eating ass or is he holding a giant schlong?”

“Not sure. He must be doing a Boston Embrace”

by ChrisLXXXVI January 15, 2023

boston slice

Is a table tennis stroke that never works. Typically used by dads who think there jokes are hilarious

Hey g watch me win with this Boston slice

by Ehokey January 15, 2018

Boston Creampie

When a woman takes a dump and doesn't wipe, and then her boyfriend fucks her and cums inside her unwiped, poop-covered asshole.

My girlfriend asked if we could do something different tonight, so I waited for her to take her nightly dump and I gave her a Boston Creampie

by Rusty Shillelagh November 21, 2016

Boston Left

A driving technique for turning left onto a busy road with no stoplight. You use the middle left-turn lane (also known as the suicide lane) as a buffer before merging into the lane you're actually supposed to drive in.

Friend: How are we supposed to turn onto this road? There's always a car in each lane.
You: Guess we have to make a Boston Left.

by deutschshep January 28, 2022

Boston University

A JOKE image school with fake disloyal friends, narcissistic manic-depressive teachers at a hefty fiscal and soul-sucking cost as you become a basic, mindless being, and walk away feeling like you gained nothing but debt.

Oh, you went to Boston University (BU)?
-No one cares.

by NOYB4 September 26, 2021

Boston Chapstick

When you blow a load on your partners face and rub it in their lips with your dong like chapstick.

Last night was wild. We did everything from mish to the Boston Chapstick

by Weinerm1 September 18, 2025