family first card

the card in new jersey that my neighbor sells to my mom for $10. But has $100 on it.

I went to a party the other day and my friend's mother bought his cake with her third baby daddy's mom card.

by Flip Flop August 19, 2004

greedo shoots first

A phrase used to describe a change that is both pointless and bad. The phrase came from the edited scene in Star Wars Special Edition in which Greedo fires at Han Solo.

Have you played Conker: Live and Reloaded? Greedo shoots first a few times in it.

by Incarnadine256 July 12, 2006

first class

a slut. someone with 2 to 3 children who still has a tight hole and has had her tubes tied. gives it up on the first date.

Donald: "My bitch is first class. She got 3 kids and she's been fixed. Her pussy is still tight"

Us: "Your a fucking dumb ass. That's not first class."

by annak April 2, 2008

Phone eats first

A term ideated in 2014 by Sage from Portland, Oregon after her then boyfriend selfishly took a bite of the drool-worthy steak and eggs from Tasty and Alder before she was able to take a photo. In the middle of the restaurant she stood up and proclaimed, “Phone eats first!” The Portland foodies that sat around her all looked up and then slowly began to clap in approval. This term has since caught on and is often used by foodies and bloggers around the world when capturing photos prior to enjoying their food.

Please don’t take a bite of that food until after I take a photo. Phone eats first!

by Wordsmithoftheworld August 10, 2019

love at first sight

1. Occurs in Wegman's parking lots at ungodly hours of the night, many present, but after eyes meet, there is a feeling of warmth and satisfaction inside...that will always be there.

"DUDE, Lindsay and Dave are over?"
"Yeah man"
"But those two were like in love at first sight."
"Those feelings are still there, it just can't work out right now"

by Hell Raiser November 11, 2006

sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter

sweating profusely

fuck it's hot! i'm sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter!

by mattymayi October 14, 2008

from first to last

a shitty emo band, needs to suffer a horrible death. i want to stab them myself.

look at those queers on stage, they must be from first to last, i will not ride your goddamned wings of pestillance.

by EdgarStun May 31, 2006