Get faced

Getting faced is the ending to a true insult. Resembling getting owned, but to get faced, it is said out loud.

Kat: I would have preferred a fuck you, rather than what happened.
Me: Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, get faced.

by dbagmandk December 16, 2011

Feed the Birds

Okay you're walking and eating something you can't throw out. Instead of just littering, crumble it up and "feed the birds"

There's no garbage cans here. oh well. When I'm done with this burger I'll just feed the birds.

by Necryn June 2, 2015

rat-faced ass wagon

A slut bag of a girl who puts on a deceivingly pleasant front, and then fucks around behind your back. A rat-faced ass wagon is often responsible for breaking hearts, which is a mystery because she has a train wreck on her head that she refers to as her face. She is manipulative and has 5 times more emotional baggage than you can handle. Your friends will often hate her because... well, she sucks.

Person A: "Hey are you coming to see the play this Thursday with us?"
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."

by Absconder February 27, 2011

cincinnati bird feeder

The process of peanut butter being around the anus sprinkled with bird feed while lying outdoors to see what happens.

"Oh man I so sore from that cincinnati bird feeder!"

by PinkHoney January 7, 2012

fece

(v.), (n.) a word relating to feces, also occasionally used in place of "fart". All used as an action, ex. "i have to fece", "i just went fece", "did you just fece?". Also in noun form used in place of feces in a comical nature by the immature, such as I.

(v.)"i went fece!" (n.)"is that fece?"

by the fece-man cometh May 4, 2007

feces noggin

One who has fecal matter on their noggin

Haha, that lady had a feces noggin after I flicked my precious fecal matter on her left cheek.

by Nuckra June 4, 2003

fecescocoasis

a horrible disease that makes your shit taste like chocolate

Doctor: I'm sorry Johnny, but it appears you've contracted fecescocoasis. From now on, all your poo will taste like chocolate.

Johnny: Wow! Do you have a spoon?

Doctor: Use this tongue depressor. Better not tell your parents about this, okay?

by Markkimarkkonnen October 30, 2007