Oklahoma beer fountain

When one dude buttchugs a beer then gets fucked causing a beer fountain after wards

I love a good Oklahoma beer fountain

by Jdubss January 29, 2026

Ohio Chocolate Fountain

When male fecal matter is mixed with a lactating woman’s milk, and then blended up in a concoction then put into a lemonade pitcher and served into the mouth of the woman

Do you want an Ohio chocolate fountain babe?
My taste buds jumped for joy after making contact with the Ohio chocolate fountain

by James Harther February 9, 2026

Human water fountain

When a water gun is inserted into a vagina or asshole and is used to spray water out of the persons mouth turning them into a human water fountain

Nathan: “Hey Charlie, I want to turn you into a human water fountain tonight”
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Darren:“I’m thirsty”

Stella: “Well, babe you can drink from my human water fountain tonight 👍”

by Dilligulper09 July 25, 2025

Dorian’s Fountain

Established September 13, 2021, A Fountain located at La Plaza Park in the center of Dana Point, California. Donated by the city of Dana Point and maintained by a patron of Hennessy’s tavern. The Fountain is a major attraction on weekends due an increase of visitor’s from Southside San Clemente, who can be seen enjoying a swim in the fountain.

Michael was awarded the keys to the city after saving a grow man from drowning in 3 inch of water in the fountain

The city of Dana Point imports holy water from Flint, Michigan for use in the Fountain

Dorian’s fountain is not just any other fountain

by Dana West November 28, 2025

school water fountain

there are 3 school water fountains found in our school
1. the actual working one
2. the one that has water that tastes like piss
3. and the one that the school never fixes

Friend: yo, did you hear the story about Billy and the school water fountain?
Me: no?
Friend: he drank from the forbidden school water fountain!
Me: actually?
Friend: and he died!!!!
Me: NO SHIT ITS THE FORBIDDEN SCHOOL WATER FOUNTAIN!
(the forbidden school water fountain is no.3 btw)

by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025

The blairmore soda fountain

The act of putting sprite or any carbonated beverage into your mouth then holding someone’s penis inside letting the carbonation do all the work.

Yeah dude, last week Becky gave me “The blairmore soda fountain”, it was absolutely wild

by Thebiggestcheez December 16, 2025

Iraqi umbrella fountain

The Iraqi umbrella consists of shoving an umbrella up someone’s asshole then proceeding to open the umbrella and letting the shit spew out like a fountain.

Xavier: When’s the last time you’ve taken a shit.

Annie: Niamh performed The Iraqi Umbrella Fountain on me the other day so I’ll be good for like a week.

by YupBro11 January 8, 2026