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Happily Ever After

The sad reality is, no one ever lives happily ever after as in the real world we all run into stressful situations in life and some which can stick to us for life, therefore no one can truly live "happily ever after". It only exists in fairytales, storybooks and Disney movies.
by UltimateDoge August 30, 2022
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Koolest peeps ever

Totally seckzy awesometastic guys that you dont mess wit or they kik yo ass. Hate it when people hate skaters. they all skate. are kooler then yoll ever be so dont even try.
Seth, Johnny, Tyler are the koolest peeps ever.
by Kooler than you June 29, 2009
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CLASSIEST THING EVER

The act of getting hammered then proceeding to pussy pop on a headstand in a bathtub with a sombrero on your head, Hannah Montana stickers on your nipples, topless.
For example,

Lucas Andahl is the CLASSIEST THING EVER
by DFEET October 13, 2011
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hottest guy ever

Person 1: Jacob from math class has to be the hottest guy ever
Person 2: Who’s Jacob from math class? I only know Ian Somerhalder
by pothead007 August 17, 2020
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the biggest tool bag of a whore youll ever meet

A guy who gets around, has sex with alot of girls at the same time.
"I cant believe Mike Heiser is hooking up with all those girls hes the biggest tool bag of a whore youll ever meet."
by Chang Winning March 30, 2009
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Reba (the best rent-a-pig ever)

In a little town called owensboro, two men were at peace with all fake enforcers of the law at the "mall". UNTIL ONE DAY it all started. Micah and Cheeseburger knew all the security officers names except for one, and this man is satan. THUS we gave him a name we could think of. The most womanly name that came into our shallow minds. And it was Reba, thus the monster was born. Eventually getting his own arse fired. THAT DIRTY BASTARD!

As I was walking down the street, a particular madness came about me. I no longer knew where I was, I was lost into oblivion. I became a child of the void. As I stepped through the darkness, I saw two armies clashing, I saw the bodies, they were piled on top of each other. Screaming, I fled for my life. As soon as I knew it, I was thrust into the madness of combat, swords clashing over me head, bodies dropping to the ground. I saw the blood, dear gah the blood! I was afflicted with a madness that could only be cast down upon those who entered a state of the surreal. It seemed as if everything was going in slow motion, the battle was ceasing to a halt. As soon as I knew it, I was back at my house. However, ghostly apparitions, blood red with their eyes seeping with a despair that cannot be described. I felt my hair standing on end, as if they were going to be plucked out by the air itself. I ran and I ran, passed the fleshly, horrible walls of my entrapment. I did not know what to expect next, as Micah walked out of the bathroom and kicked me off of the computer :(.
"I'm only a minor, and you are causing me serious psycological damage, and I pee the bed at night because of you."-Micah

"OKAY BOYEEE! Reba. REBAAAAAAA! your threatening us, Reba." -Diamond.

"Can you trespass in a fucking mall?" -Nick
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best car ever

Whether taking a corner at 20 or 120, it feels great. Shit-your-pants scary to drive.
by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004
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