cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

one eyed snake

Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!

Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!

by HomelessWizzard August 7, 2022

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.

Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.

by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025

brown eyed delight

Where your partner is bent over on all fours and you rim them with deep tongue penitration

Janet gave me a brown eyed delight

by Brown eyed monster September 2, 2015

4 eyed Bruce

A person of asian race that wears big glasses

Bob: "The person in front of me cant drive for shit"
Ryan: "Yeah its probably some damn 4 eyed Bruce!"

by bombadeer January 18, 2012

juke-eyed

cross eyed

a man tried to cuss my mums looks but he looking juke-eyed

by bojeng August 19, 2017