leather-bar term, referring to a sexual act in which a man bounces his testicles on and around the anus of another man, at least a dozen times, as a form of foreplay and display of dominance.
by Lotter Lover May 15, 2017
A very amazing guy whose always sweet, unless you make him mad. He is obviously King of Eggs and will not stand any abuse to his people. Everyone should love King Egg as he loves them.
by HahahaImTheBestHahahaSatanOutT April 21, 2019
A very fat boy with an egg head. Hes known for making big moves with da ladies and has a tiny chode and has never trimmed in his life, he also too much foreskin it covers the whole head of his cock.
by mr womp womp October 14, 2019
by Seniór Logical May 24, 2019
Also pronounced “Turdle Egg”. After you have had a turtle poking its head out and you take a raging dump, sometimes your left with a lil nugget of poo up your bum that you poop out later. Thats the turdle egg...
Daniel was getting light headed because he had a turtle poking its head out. After dropping the kids off at the pool he realized that the turdle had laid an egg which ended up having a piece of corn in it so HE WINS!!!
Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!
Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!
by Schmendt February 24, 2018
by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023
An expression used as a response when unable to qualify or quantify a ridiculous, impossible, and/or unreasonable statement or question- and the statement maker asshat requires a response that will make him/her think about why they would have spoken in the first place.
Margaret : I will live well, traveling the world with my makeup and hair squad, but I’ll stay humble so I really understand the people.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.
Me: oh, fuck an egg.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.
Me: oh, fuck an egg.
by Sonotwhat-I-thought November 26, 2019