when you have to take a dump really bad and you get to the toilet and you start to shit before you even sit down, but you still make it
by shailah February 20, 2007
Guy 1: holy shit Becky is a cum dump, she’s such a whore for cum.
Guy 2: no cap, she fucked like the whole football team.
Guy 2: no cap, she fucked like the whole football team.
by Collinu19 October 22, 2019
by Dumpos November 17, 2004
The act of ending a relationship by smearing feces across a bald man's head as to mimic a comb-over hair style whilst informing him, "YOU'RE FIRED!"
by #ej #johnson #bitchz July 20, 2015
When you take a shit in a toilet and leave without flushing leaving it for the next person who eneters the bathroom often performed in hotels,friends,restaurants,hospitals and gas stations. More than one person can perform a phantom dump in the same toilet.
by RustyDildo July 16, 2008
When the guy on the top bunk is too lazy to go take a shit and just tosses it on the guy in the bottom bed.
by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010
An act by which one person, not for the first time, attempts to get rid of (dump) another person. Such an act is performed by one of two people who are in some kind of a relationship, be it a simple friendship or otherwise, to, yet again, try to rid herself/himself of the other person.
The running fanatic re-dumped his faithful, devoted, loving friend because he thought it would simplify his life, all the while knowing he would un-dump her (again) seven days hence.
by V.35 July 05, 2006