Duck in a bowl

Royally screwing up. Irish saying originally. Derived from when ducks and other fowl were carried in baskets to/from market. As they are likely to shit while enroute, putting your duck in a bowl (used for eating) would be a bad idea, and an unwise move. You might say a foul (fowl?) idea.

I accidentally texted that last message to my mom! I really put my duck in a bowl this time!

by Wacky Wally April 21, 2017

night ducks

When you are at a party and you excuse yourself to go outside to fart, you are checking on the "night ducks" as they are migrating at this time of year.

GEEZ Johnnie that is the third time you went outside in the last 1/2 hour. "Yup, checking on the "night ducks".

by coyotemutt January 24, 2015

duck off

Similar to fuck off, you can tell them to go away angrily and ask them to duck off. I don't know the entire definition, but hey, it works.

Excuse me, do you got a minute where I can talk about Minecra- Duck off.

by HardcoreScientist November 28, 2022

The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring

Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping

by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019

Duck egg

The exact doube of (another person or thing)

Mark: "Have you seen big Maxie recently?"

Joe: "Oh aye he's the duck egg of his da"

by RichGangGCBC September 7, 2020

Duck Story

A song about ducks. The first one is the best.

Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?

Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023

He-Duck

A person who thinks they are strong, but they secretly know they are not. However they still want recognition for their accomplishment that required little to no effort.

Kid: Hey Dad, I just lifted a bunch of small branched into the back of the truck.

Dad: Wow! You're a he-duck!

by E Magic July 10, 2012