cunt dracula

The name given to a guy that eats out a girl's cunt when she has her period.

My girlfriend is on her period, but I will still eat her out, I am cunt dracula.

by UrbanTony February 28, 2009

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dog cunt

aussie slang term for someone who stabs their mates in the back

(old mate) a: "i think damo's been (rooting) my sister!"

old mate b: "what a fucking dog cunt!"

by bigdudeydude July 4, 2017

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manc cunt

noun; A supporter of Manchester United Football Club. A resident of Manchester.

"Lets fucking 'ave it you manc cunts."

by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

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Beloved Cunt

What?! It was a typo!

Larry: It's supposed to be "beloved aunt" not beloved cunt!

Cheryl's Father: Don't keep saying it!

by Schmuck Fuck Lawyer June 15, 2011

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(n.) A really thick mixture, somewhere between cream cheese frosting (possibly French onion dip) and axle grease in consistency and brownish in color, produced in the nether regions of an unhygienic and/ or promiscuous woman's vagina. Frequently only discovered after intercourse and found to be coating your surely-now-diseased pecker. Reportedly this substance smells much like Bass Pro Shops' "Uncle Bucks" Catfish Bait.

I'll never forget that first night with Jennifer. It would have been romantic if I hadn't woken up to my face and penis slathered in her smelly cunt grease. It smelled like dead walrus and took two bottles of Axe bodywash to get the stuff off of me!

by Blenderhead1971 June 19, 2012

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cunt fire

When a woman experiences the effects of multiple STD's at one time, causing serious itching, scratching, burning, basically a vagina that is in need of a good hose down.

I saw Becky's gyno report, bitch had herpes, crabs, and gonorrea, she was itching so hard I could tell she had some serious cunt fire!

by Mountaincock February 21, 2015

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