cunt bastard

A fusion of 2 great insults to create an epic one. Calling someone a cunt bastard will end all arguments with you being declared the winner by default.

steve is a cunt bastard.

by nelch December 2, 2011

cunt mouse

Tampon used by women at period time

My cunt mouse got stuck inside me as its tail disappeared from view

by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006

Après cunt

Drinks you have after a pleasant and refreshing bit of cunt sport, such as fucking or muffin munching.

Derivation: Après, French for 'after'; Cunt, Anglo-Saxon for 'cunt'.

"I like an ice cold limoncello or an yellorange cocktail après cunt. They are both delightful accompaniments to the after taste of pussy juice."

by silkpouch September 25, 2007

g’day cunt

An Australian greeting.

Person 1 :g’day cunt
Person 2: g’day to you too cunt

by LordEmmet November 6, 2018

putrid cunt

An absolute disgrace, a stinky mess and horrid influence, a rabid infectious irritant, decomposing corpse of the most offensive act of life known to man, a pit of hopelessness; at the very least - this is a putrid cunt.

That guy that fucked that kid with an aids infected blade - is a putrid cunt

by dundeerobots September 8, 2016

holy cunt

English equivalent to the Italian "porco dio". Since the literal translation to "pig god" doesn't seem to touch anyone's heart in English, the holiness is retained and united with "cunt" to complete the recipe. Still effective to this day.

"Holy cunt! I cannot believe what you just did."

by John Qwerty April 19, 2014

Cunt Club

When you are a fat shit and become the biggest of the assholes on the planet. So you join a massive group of overly egotistical assholes aka the Cunt Club.

* If you are Ivy, Jovan, Brooke or Kiersten you are instantly a cunt.*

"Ew it's Kiersten"

"Isn't she in the Cunt Club?"

"Yeah and that whore Jovan"

"Ew what cunt's I heard that Ivy fucked her brother's sisters mother last night"

"Glad I am not in the Cunt Club"

by The Cunt ClubRape? April 2, 2017