The end result of too much procrastipating (wasting time by sitting on the shitter) until after an excessive amount of time you realize that you didn't actually shit, but now it's too late and you have to get off the pot (ttl;cs - took too long, couldn't shit) just before you turn into a HPC-DB (human pressure cooker - dirty bomb) you first go through the stage known as the "Colon Crockpot"
If he didn't make it home soon, the pungent aroma leaking out of his Colon Crockpot wasn't the only thing that will be leaking out!
by Ferenczy June 7, 2016
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A faggish attention whore tranny boy who only cares about an unfit mother rather to care about starving children in Africa dying every 3 seconds.
My teachers hate him so much that they banned us from seeing videos of him in school! He is just a 20 year old loser who still lives with his grandparents. Don't they ever stop and think "What is our grandson doing in our basement"?
My mother hates this guy so much that she turned to me and asked "Is that a man or a woman". I said "A boy/girl".
This dude thinks that he is a woman!
This, everyone is an example of why kids should not do drugs
My teachers hate him so much that they banned us from seeing videos of him in school! He is just a 20 year old loser who still lives with his grandparents. Don't they ever stop and think "What is our grandson doing in our basement"?
My mother hates this guy so much that she turned to me and asked "Is that a man or a woman". I said "A boy/girl".
This dude thinks that he is a woman!
This, everyone is an example of why kids should not do drugs
Chris Crocker(looking like a tranny) : Alright, yall don't be knowin' tha jam, so this is da jam, right hairstyle!
(dances to Danity Kane's "Damage" in a faggish way, singing horribly trying to take off his clothes)
Chris Crocker : Danity Kane Damaged.
(dances to Danity Kane's "Damage" in a faggish way, singing horribly trying to take off his clothes)
Chris Crocker : Danity Kane Damaged.
by lill keke June 14, 2008
Get the [Chris Crocker] mug.A process of giving a women/man a gaping asshole. From there you proceed to bust inside said butt. you then proceed to urinate inside the cum filled asshole. Then you take a shit inside of this horrid mixture as well as vomit into the asshole of your lover. To finish off this masterpiece, you proceed to put your dick back inside of the filled up ass and stir it around.
by CooKiEM0nSteR July 20, 2009
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Get the crochtecular mug.(n.) A bloody beat-down of 3 or more jews; Can be cause by filling tube socks with wood screws and taking batting practice to their little jew faces; (v.) simply shitting in a pot in and drowning a jew's fucking kike face in it.
Mark: " Hey there's that fucking jew Goldensteinbergman"
Muhammad: "Lets make a german crockpot out of his family!"
Muhammad: "Lets make a german crockpot out of his family!"
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