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Covid kid

Anyone between the age of 4-12 years old who experienced the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic
The year is 2038.

Jimmy who is 9 years old asks his father. "Were you a Covid kid dad?"
by DeadBread September 12, 2020
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COVID-boomer(s)

What we call babies born in 2021, when a pandemic due to COVID-19 happened in 2020 and everyone was locked up at home or "quarantined", in result sexual activities arose in a home setting or backseat of a car or some wilderness escape trip to some national park (because this was still considered "social-distancing") between partners and created babies and shit. You get the gist. They may have been wearing masks...but i guess condoms weren't as important.
Did you see Kevin's new baby?!

Oh yeah, you mean his COVID-boomer(s)?

Yes, dude I know so many COVID-boomers, it's crazy!
by MellyGumtang September 13, 2020
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Trump caused Covid

The bullshit idea that it's Trump's fault for COVID, not only ignoring the fact that recently the CDC discovered that only 6% of counted COVID deaths were actually COVID deaths, but the fact that it was due to the fact that many governors did things that Trump had no control over, such as the fact that Governor Cuomo sent old people to die in state nursing homes, deaths which helped cover up, while attacking Trump, and furthermore, Trump signed the largest stimulus bill in US history to help, oh and there's also the fact that overall, Trump had no effect on the decision of the state governments, considering that the US has a federal system where the states can decide for themselves what policies to have, so even Trump putting out guidelines still didn't mean that all governors had to follow them. Overall, everything is mainly reliant on the states.
Leftist dumbass: Trump caused Covid Haha Cuomo is such a good boy he should run for president he cares about covid and climate change and he stands up to Trump
Anyone with any IQ over room temperature: Did you know that Cuomo sent old people to die in New York nursing homes and also the fact that he helped cover up deaths afterwards? Oh and consider the fact that he shut down 2 reactors at the clean and powerful Indian point Nuclear power plant, as a result of which reliance on carbon dioxide emitting natural gas increased.

Leftist dumbass: (AOL noises) Orange man bad! He is literally *Insert average movie dictator* and we are *Insert generic hollywood rebel* !
by Gaylordgangster69 September 16, 2020
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Covid Squirt

A squirt of hand sanitizer for one's hands.
Person A: Hey dude, can I get a Covid squirt please?
Person B: I gotchu bro! (as he hands over the hand sanitizer)
by Disruptorgun September 18, 2020
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Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to avoid being stuck in a lockdown or Covid hotspot.
Is Jenna in town?

Nah, she's covid jumping in Europe.
by Shuaman September 18, 2020
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Covid jumping

Going from place to place to avoid infection hot spots or government lockdowns.
Is Jenna around?

Nah, she's Covid jumping in Europe.
by Shuaman September 20, 2020
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COVIDance

When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.
"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "
by Doc_X September 21, 2020
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