The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete
Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."
by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024
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Me: Oi let me put the condom on you
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
Me: Oi let me put the condom on you
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
Me: Oi let me put the condom on you
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
Jake : okay sugga mummy
Me : Hurry up
Jake : it won’t fit
Me : let do it without condom
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