colon cricket

A term used to describe someone who enjoys exploring another person's rectum with their fingers, tongue or penis.

Shannon Malcom is a colon cricket.

by Paul Lanier February 14, 2008

collingwood

A school in the South East of England. The principal of said school is Ms. Oddie. She is rather leinient and doesn't mind if you cuss lightly.

Let's trash that Collingwood. I mean- Yeah, that's what I meant.

by Boxford March 29, 2005

gabe's colona

a really gay kid that has no friends. everyone hates him except for like one girl and maybe some gay kids.

Gabe is gay.
He has no friends.
Gabe's Colona? More like Gabe's Colon.

by Pat flann June 20, 2006

Matthew Collins

Matthew collins is a really awesome guy who is much loved by nevin the irish lepracawn from the enchanted forest of tidly fee fi fo fum.
Matthew collins enjoys thinking about declan......

He knows that this turf is a weapon

and lives in the nortpotatoe

He is in family guy episode 3

OMG matthew collins you used to live with nevin didn't you?

Yes we live in the forest of tiddly fee fi fum

OMG he sells sea shells... at discount prices...

OMG i know i bought piles there in my room now

is it true nevin can't pronounce the letter h

Yes he says patatoe or turf instead.

by mattie15 April 17, 2010

Colonel Ghadaffi

Derived from British army slang, the NAAFI is the agency that used to provide shops on Army bases. During the working day, soldiers would go in for tea, toast, read newspapers etc.
The Colonel, Ghadaffi.

Are you coming to the Colonel Ghadaffi for a brew?

by Nick Piggott July 19, 2006

collene

A collene is a straight down crackwhore who strives for attention from all the human beings with a penis wherever she goes.

Collene: I'm abit typsy to say the least, double brandy and cokes are to blame, need a black dick.
Me:.......

by BOOIOM December 21, 2013

Colonel

A stocky man of medium height, very solid build, tends to draw himself up to full height when excited, or early in the mornings. Very poor sense of balance, becomes ill and vomits easily, especially when being talked to. Very popular, especially among ladies, talks to anyone. Enjoys the occasional flap in the wind. Cousin to Princess Sophie.

Mike's constant companion...

by South hi November 30, 2003