California Clit Cruncher

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family

Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly

by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019

clit

it can be used for a lot of things; most used when talking about someone you don't like or if your friend is acting like a bitch you might call them a clit as a joke. clit is more serious though; don't call someone this unless it's your good friend or if they deserve it.
similar to asshole or cunt

She was being such a clit today ! she totally ignored me when i said hi
Jennifer stole my boyfriend. what a clit !

by kathw0rm May 13, 2019

Jacob clit

An action of when you take Jacobs daughter and hit her clit with your peen

I just Jacob clitted her last night

by Jacob clit June 8, 2019

Pickle Clit

An enlarged clitoris that smells heavily of vinegar.

I would have went down on her but she had a pickle clit.

by Onigato September 20, 2019

bumper clit

slang for when two lesbians trib/scissor

me and Kate were playing bumper clits last night

by Ashton Irwin October 2, 2019

clit bandit

A guy that goes around and fucks a lot of women in relationships.

man chad is such a clit bandit, he flipped my girls nips then dipped
Terry the clit bandit really ruined a lot of relationships during IUPatties

by stephanohl October 10, 2019

Clit

The section of a pez dispenser that holds the the pez.

I just filled up my pez dispenser, I have a full clit of pez.

by Skibumm May 16, 2018