a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?
student: to become a sort Jesus Christ the real historical character in the modern world and reform The Church by becoming a Communist?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists and because a lot of people, even historians, would disagree as to who Jesus the religious figure is or should be.
student: to become a sort Jesus Christ the real historical character in the modern world and reform The Church by becoming a Communist?
professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists and because a lot of people, even historians, would disagree as to who Jesus the religious figure is or should be.
by Sexydimma January 12, 2013
Get the reform The Churchmug. When after going ass to mouth then pulling out and then tastefully blowing a perfectly shaped albino Church Street Buffalo on your partner.
After raw dawning Marsha on taco Thursday, Randy gave Marsha an a Church Street Buffalo she would never be able to wash off.
by Jude Tobias May 22, 2019
Get the Church Street Buffalomug. Easter Sunday is also known as Church Prom day due to the prevalence of people attending church looking their best.
by GOPhater April 9, 2023
Get the Church Prommug. Um... Harboring pedophiles?
Hym "Candace Owens cares so much about people harboring pedophiles that she converted to THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Not because they DON'T HARBOR PEDOPHILES... But to get away from the jews! Because catholicism is the Jewish incest cult except coopted by the Romans and is a step removed from the jews and she only did it after she was fired by a jew for criticizing Israel. Clearly she doesn't understand irony. The irony is lost on her. Also, her husband looks like a gay man. If you told me he went to gay conversion camp when he was younger, I would believe you and wouldn't even ask for evidence. I would just say 'Yup'and nod my head because that is very likely a gay man."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Get the The Catholic Churchmug. Joseph: So Mary, you wanna have sex?
Mary: No way! I'm not married to you yet!
Joseph: No baby, we are gonna do it in the church hole!
Mary: No way! I'm not married to you yet!
Joseph: No baby, we are gonna do it in the church hole!
by A Soap Bar September 17, 2017
Get the church holemug. by shvlbssym December 1, 2022
Get the churchmug. by Biemeret_Bro5 December 4, 2024
Get the super fundamentalist Christian churchmug.