chillito

saying something is chill with and nice spanish accent at the end.

Don't even worry about it, it's chillito.

by hastalavitababy February 13, 2010

Chili Fountain

When you assfuck a girl who is so constipated it breaks the no-shit barrier and releases an unstoppable wave of shit.

SKRUNK: Yo, Billy... you hook up with that bitch last night?
BILLY: Yeah, but she was all constipated when I stuck it in her ass and the bitch chili fountained on my balls.

by shit sex ass chili fountain June 7, 2009

shootin' chili outta shotgun

The worst sort of diarhea.

When it's so bad that You're spraying the back of the toilet, the toilet seat, the towels.

"Holy shit, I don't know what Trang put in that Denver Omelette I got off the truck this morning but I was just shootin' chili outta shotgun"

by Marty Fahkeuse December 24, 2002

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

Chilling

Setting an object somewhere cold or sitting yourself down to relax.
This word could be used in several different forms & on several different occasions.

For instance;

I am chilling with my friends on Friday night.

My popsicle is chilling in your freezer.

I'm willing to chill with him if he wants to chill with me.

by That'sWhatSheSaid. April 27, 2009

Alaskan Chili Dog

1) Empty your bowels.
2) DO NOT FLUSH THE SHIT! Put it in a baggie
3) Put the shit (bag and all) in the freezer until desirably frozen
4) Once frozen, use said shit as a sex toy, specifically a dildo

Why purchase a dildo when you can perform the Alaskan Chili Dog? Its easy, free, and you just can't beat the pleasure!

by Hugh G. Rekshinn October 23, 2009

chillin hard on the reg

v. the act of being hella chill, or straight chillin out, on a regular day to day basis

n. a lifestyle that involves being chill as a cucumber 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year*

*366 days a year on leap year

ChillBro1: What are you up to brah?
ChillBro2: Nothin broski... chillin hard on the reg.

by ihop462 October 21, 2010