Chili Commissioner

A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.

Hi, I'm the Chili Commissioner! I'd like to thank you for coming today! Ha!

by Phillipsd89 February 10, 2016

chili bowl bandit

Is a person that likes to perform anal sex.

I heard he was freaky in bed and was know as a chili bowl bandit.

by Bill jax July 05, 2017

California Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.

Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog was amazing last night!

by SaltyCakes February 08, 2019

california chili dog

A male stripper deficates on an erect penis and then proceeds to deep throat it like a kobiaci.

On a trip in San Fran, went to the club last night and I got a California chili dog. I feel full.

by MAXIUMPOWER October 22, 2017

Chicago Chili Dog

When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.

by James Westen April 19, 2019

Martin's Chili

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.

He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.

by foreskingobbler July 23, 2021

Clean Chili Dog

This is similar to a chili dog but actual chili is used instead of feces. Chili is poured on somebody’s boobs and then you titty fuck them. Bonus points if you eat the chili afterwards especially if you came in it.

William: Yo did you hear about clean chili dogging? I’d actually be down for that.
Bob: Ew no I’m not a cacaphile!
William: no this is a version with chilli instead of feces
Bob: oh hell yeah

by ChodeFilA June 01, 2022