Cheese nips

Nips that are sprinkled with cheese. This word is commonly used as a joke, insult or any other form of comedy.

Person 1: I like Zhongli
Person 2: Yeah, his cheese nips.

by ArcadeMachine November 2, 2021

dry cheese

a VERY dry long fart that hurts the ass and smells like death

Oh my god!! DID YOU HEAR THAT DRY CHEESE?! MY ASS HURTS

by Paul December 14, 2004

Dick cheese

1: Smegma, a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture which occurs in both female and male mammalian genitalia, whether they be cut or uncut. Its intended purpose is to clean and lubricate the genitals. Usually refers to an excessive buildup of the substance on male genitalia, which, depending on partner preference, can either be very gross or very hot.

2: Richard Cheese, comedian and musician, head of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover and comedy act which makes lounge/swing jazz covers of popular rock, metal, rap and hip hop songs.

1: "I was about to give him head, but I pulled back his foreskin and found a lot of dick cheese."

2: "Have you heard Dick Cheese's cover of Down With The Sickness? It was on the Dawn of the Dead remake, was pretty funny."

by xakkun August 23, 2012

seize the cheese

meaning to do something proper!

man you really can seized the cheese on that jib!

he is deff gonna seize the cheese on this prime byard rail.

by drewdavv January 18, 2011

cheese fart

The horrifically odorous gastrointestinal assault that accompanies the ingestion of copious amounts of dairy products, usually cheese.

Dude, you ate an entire cheese pizza, be ready for the cheese farts that are coming.

by urban teach May 10, 2014

cheese wagon

A typical, yellow school bus.

We're going to school on the cheese wagon.

by Ivan da' Bear April 16, 2003

cheese platter

a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey

girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night

girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!

by delores haze September 5, 2006