crapper

A bad situation where old people are involved

Ah thats a crapper!

by crap-per March 22, 2003

chopper

basically a man who has very tiny balls...true story

but nelson mandella's a chopper!

Communism doesn't rule, it just attracts the most choppers.

by P.T Wooley May 13, 2005

old crapper

One who is old and craps on people's faces and chests. Also an old jerk who runs around chainsawing people's dogs to death.

Yea, he's an old crapper, he just took a dump on my face

by Jerk Swan February 5, 2008

Chappelle Surprise

When you're doing a girl from behind and you pretend to release your load in her cooter, but when she turns around, you cum in her face and yell "gotcha bitch!"

Frank: So what happened with you and Michelle last night?

Greg: She fell victim to a Chappelle Surprise.

by The Loge August 12, 2006

Dave Chappelle

Comedy Central comedian who's apparently crazier than a shithouse rat. However, shithouse rats don't usually spend thousands of bucks on blow. Does Dave? I suppose we'll find out soon enough.

Unfortunately, we won't be seeing Dave Chappelle's third season anytime soon.

by Vin Kerosene May 14, 2005

chopper style

a busted looking individual... when you see one, you break out in the choppa style song!

look at the bird face! chop-chop-choppa style, chop-choppa style! chop-chop-choppa style!

by vaguegus May 14, 2005

Dave Chappelle

A man with a show on Comedy Central who is essentially the Carlos Mencia of black people, minus the "DEH DEH DEH" catchphrase. He's just as unfunny as Mencia, too.

Widely known examples of Dave Chappelle's "humour":

1. "DAVID CHAPPELLE?!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH."

2. "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

3. "YEAH. WHAT? OKAY."

by Lt. Dave March 2, 2008