Ukrainian Camel

A classic German sexual position. when described it must be: "woman, with apple in mouth balances on one leg with arm and leg outstreched and body parallel to ground, man, with arm raped under his knee, holding his noes, patting his own buttock, with foot on womans back, ramming her tight ass."

variations may include a riding crop, branding iron, leather chaps, and a pear.

Hey guys i met this great girl, but she is alergic to apples so we can't have a Ukrainian Camel!

by manitone March 3, 2011

dire camel

A girl with an incredibly extreme case of camel toe, during which the tightness of the crotchal region of her pants is so intense that it somehow forms two separate folds, causing the appearance of a camel's hoof with three toes.

(Jess notices a girl with the aforementioned characteristics)
Jess: OMG LOOK AT THAT DIRE CAMEL!
Robert: DIRE CAAMEELL!!
(Does the Dire camel dance)

by ro13ert November 9, 2008

Dying Camel

What Sarah's, Sarah's Mom's, and Sarah's Grandmother's face looks like.

Person 1 - "Man, Sarah has an ugly face"
Person 2 - "Yeah, it looks like a dying camel"

by V475 September 16, 2008

לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash)

(in Hebrew לא לשים הגמל בזבל): a funny/silly Hebrew phrase meaning, don't do something ridiculous or retarded without having though it through, only to regret it later.

Since camels are a valuable source, even to this day, of transportation in The Middle East, I will conclude that the phrase לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash) in English, would have to be a rational and sound piece of advice, let alone a silly phrase I invented.

by Uncle Dimma October 12, 2013

The Camel

When a man cums into a woman's mouth during oral sex and she then spits the cum into his face.

Karen was giving me head last night and she gave me the camel!....... she must of been mad.

by MFF Mamba October 20, 2010

slammel the camel

vaginal intercourse

Met this hot chic and I played slammel the camel

by b fone January 17, 2009

Break That Camel Knuckle

To have sex with a hot girl you don't know. Take a women home for one night stand. Obtaining sex from a women whom is out of one's league. To overcome obstacles preventing you from getting laid.

Look at her; I am going to break that camel knuckle!

by G_Web March 3, 2007