Breathenphobia

The irrational fear of breathing.

Guy: hey i have breathenphobia.
jonny: but youre breathing right now
Guy: *breathes* OMG I BREATHED I NEED TO STOP BREATHING IM SCARED AND THERE'S SOMETHING WARM IN MY PANTS *dies of asphyxiation*

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT June 7, 2022

breathance

To not be breathing

I would like to commit breathance

by Breathance September 28, 2022

Breath Water

The act of breathing water instead of air

"why do we have to breath air?"
"idk man lets just breath water"

by zAnX.Alien November 17, 2022

Breitholtz

The last name Breitholtz is a lost Royal last name that came from the long lost Queen Melana in the 16th century. Since then there are people with the last name Breitholtz but it’s rare to find them. If you know one they maybe are related to The long lost Queen Melana.

The Breitholtz people can live in Belgium,Finland,USA,Sweden and Australia

by Marcus marrtinson February 8, 2023

Brethesda

A neckbeard playtester for Bethesda Softworks named Bret.

Brethesda has been lurking the forums for years; he needs a life.

by EA-diot September 24, 2023

Breathie

A personal breathalyzer. Typically refers to a small, pocket-sized or keychain breathalyzer and not a large police-grade unit.

After drinking a giant margarita I blew a 0,12 on my breathie.

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 2, 2023

wiener breath

Title dubbed to dorks with funky breath induced by excessive wiener consumption.

Yo wiener breath, which aisle can I find the hot dogs in?

by Kevin Willis December 14, 2008