Gentleman’s Blumpkin

When a man gives his girlfriend a kiss while she pees

Hey babe! Open the door! Let me give you a gentleman’s blumpkin!

by OfficialJKitty April 30, 2023

Blumpkin

when u getting straight teeth on the toilet doing a big fat poo

Halloween is here i pooed my pants

I’m scared of pumpkins but

Man I love blumpkins

by Mladypoopsalot November 4, 2025

Blumpkin spice latte

When you shit your pants in the Starbucks drive thru and your girl is giving you a blow job while you order her a pumpkin spice latte.

Can I get a blumpkin spice latte please with extra whipped cream

by Touchedbythetismgurl May 6, 2025

Volcano Blumpkin

Sitting down on a toilet and taking a massive shit after eating a volcano crunch wrap, while at the same time, receiving a blow-job.

That's called a volcano blumpkin

by Nalex. November 2, 2010

Royal Blumpkin

A lavish example of a standard blumpkin, yet executed as if the receiver was a king demanding food.

Royal Blumpkin : Service me whilst I eat this sandwich, and properly defecate into this bowl.

by SpiLLsHirE November 18, 2020

spanish blumpkin

when two men cum inside each others urethras , whilst reciting the Spanish national anthem.

yo, me and my boy was feelin each other and we did the Spanish blumpkin on the floor of the Portland trailblazers basketball stadium

by Farcical April 20, 2024

jamaican blumpkin

A person receiving noggin while washing their hiney with a bidet. Other methods are acceptable such as not wiping for a month then doing the helicopter on the NYC street.

I witnessed Don Johnson receiving jamaican blumpkin from Bill Clinton!!!!!!

by fartmachine23445324 January 24, 2025