mystery blowjob 

(n) english ~ When Kyle’s getting his cock sucked in the dark.

Person 1- Hey, did you get a mystery blowjob last night?

Person 2- No, but Kyle did.

mystery blowjob by Snow-baller December 15, 2017

engagement blowjob 

The blowjob she gives you after you propose to your girlfriend.

Boyfriend: hey babe, I think it’s time for my engagement blowjob!
Girlfriend: what’s that?!?
Boyfriend: well, I got on my knees to propose, now it’s your turn on your knees (pulls out penis)

engagement blowjob by Miadolphins31 January 4, 2018

National Blowjob Day

April,24th give your man the best blowjob he can have

I just gave my bf a blowjob for national blowjob day

National Blowjob Day by National Blowjob Day April 23, 2019

alien blowjob 

An alien blowjob is a blowjob of such high quality that the receiver may describe it as ‘out of this world’.

“Last night I hooked up with this chick who gave an alien blowjob, bro, I was shaking!”

alien blowjob by Scorpio gal June 23, 2019

Shivering Blowjob 

When your getting a blowjob from a girl, you put a popsicle in her ass to make her shiver.

Hey can you give me a shivering blowjob tonight , yes I love a popsicle in my booty .

Shivering Blowjob by Laggy4 April 8, 2020

Blender Blowjob 

When you receive a blowjob from someone who either wears braces or uses their teeth, creating great discomfort

Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.

Blender Blowjob by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou December 6, 2022

cry me a blowjob 

A phrase which can be used during that awkward moment when you have a boner and your girlfriend is crying.

Originated from the phrase "cry me a river."

"I told my girlfriend to shut up and cry me a blowjob after she got upset."

"After the fight, I told my wife to cry me a blowjob when I saw her tears."

cry me a blowjob by Mr.WhatsItToYah May 9, 2014