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cry me a blowjob

A phrase which can be used during that awkward moment when you have a boner and your girlfriend is crying.

Originated from the phrase "cry me a river."

"I told my girlfriend to shut up and cry me a blowjob after she got upset."

"After the fight, I told my wife to cry me a blowjob when I saw her tears."

by Mr.WhatsItToYah May 9, 2014