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ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video
My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid
by Derpymcsir April 5, 2016
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the black frat

A egotistical prick who wears lululemon, asks 14 yearolds for blow jobs, sells juul pods to 5th grade boys all the way to preppy highschoolers in the Saint Louis area. has chicken legs in which you can break if you touch it. Lives off of memories. Smells like asshole.
Boy1: Yo where did you get the pods?
Boy2: I got it from the black frat. But i had to let him in my house because was a thirsty apparently. he smelled like straight asshole. i had to get 5 cans of febreeze in that mug.
Boy1: o.0
by Dontworryboutit314 May 31, 2018
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Isaac Blaze McKim

The hottest man on earth. Super pretty. The peak of human perfection. Someone every girl has a crush on.
Damn why you want to be Isaac Blaze McKim?

Isaac Blaze McKim can have my children.
by Isaac Blaze McKim September 11, 2020
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Black stone cherry

Black stone cherry are an awesome hard rock band!! A disgrace this is the first definiton on urban dictionary for them.

They have toured with bands such as Nickelback, def lepperd, shinedown, and have even played at download twice now.

Some of their best songs are: Blind man, peace is free, lonely train etc. etc.
Black stone cherry are a kick band!! I suggest you go and listen to them now!!
by Joe Michal Connolly April 15, 2010
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black belt in sucking dick

A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick
Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.
by Pap¡ March 1, 2017
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Tera Blake

Tera Blake is the super hot meteorologist on fox news rising charlotte. She is a little goofy but that's what makes her so hot.
I want to fuck the hell out of Tera Blake's sweet ass.
by crazyforcocoa January 11, 2011
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Black Friday

The day when mankind proves yet again that humans will literally kill someone for a Blu-ray player.

The day after Thanksgiving, a shit ton of retards grab their sleeping bags and tents and flock to the entrance of the Walmart at midnight, waiting for the store to open at around 4AM.

The nanosecond that the doors swing open, you better brace yourself, because the apocalypse has begun. Within seconds, some douchebag who ABSOLUTELY MUST be first in line will plow through the massive crowd, stepping on children and endangering the lives of other humans and sprinting down the aisles looking for the TV section.

Every year, someone gets pushed over, and everyone just tramples all over them, paying no mind to the wellbeing of the adults and sometimes little children that suffer injury from the greedy little bastards that participate in this day.

If you want to shop at all on Black Friday, you'd best do it at the crack of dawn, because by 10AM every last item on the shelf will be gone.

And if by some divine miracle you're able to make it out of the train wreck at the front door with all of your body parts intact, you have to fucking fly to get to the things you want.

As soon as you reach for that flat screen, some greedy asshole will punch you square in the face and take it right from you. That's how ignorant and retarded the people of the world are these days.

And yet, the stores still celebrate this day.
Just shop online on Black Friday. You won't have to put up with any retards if you order from Amazon.
by DeviousFudge December 3, 2010
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