cum and beans 

an exclaimation about cum and beans

"Shit. That asshole is like cum and beans!!"

cum and beans by Sack Smack November 6, 2007

Jewish Jumping Beans

A mockery of the saying "Mexican Jumping Bean". Some attempt to make another crappy jewish joke.

Bob: Hey look, a jewish jumping bean.
Everyone near bob: Haha.. no.

Jewish Jumping Beans by Oz April 2, 2005

cool beans 

A term that actually explains how you porked someone. Used to describe something very favorable or pleasing.

Greg: hey tom, what did you do this weekend?
Tom: i cool beans'd the shit out of your dog!
Greg: you mean my sister?
Tom: why would i do that to your sister?

cool beans by ieatpony118 January 23, 2010

no beans

when you have so many beans

bro i have no beans

no beans by caroline yikse May 27, 2018

shoot darn beans on a stick 

Something went wrong, or, something didn't happen

Shoot darn beans on a stick, I didn't get to crunk last night

shoot darn beans on a stick by AutumnC October 24, 2006

cold beans 

To mean that something is cool.

Hey you got a new car, cold beans.

cold beans by omfg....wtf.... July 11, 2006

cool beans 

Used to describe an excellent blend of coffee, roasted to perfection.

That's a sweet cup o' Joe.
Cool Beans!

cool beans by Albus October 8, 2005