Mississippi Bird Bath

The act of which a person dips their balls into a person's mouth that is filled with Kool-Aid.
I was bored today, so I decided to do a Mississippi Bird Bath with my girlfriend.
by stinkyyiscool August 03, 2023
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Master bath on

The practice of making sure the faucet is on in the bath tub usually for purposes of female pleasuring
I turned the master bath on then I turned myself on!
by 4realazitgits April 01, 2021
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Loon-bathing

The act of planking over a full bathtub and repeated plunging your erect penis into the water until you cum.
Noah Stone likes loon-bathing every night because he gets no pussy.
by D_2E March 06, 2018
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Rice bath

When an Asian guy jizzes all over your body
John went to Thailand last summer and totally took a rice bath.
by Cosofyou August 26, 2014
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appalachian pony bath

When you run through a field naked with a pony chasing after you trying to lick you clean
After eating those mushrooms, I couldn't resist the urge to take an Appalachian pony bath.
by Fearless Bastard March 06, 2014
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Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date
C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
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Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
by Big Ticket76 November 27, 2021
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