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Panini Blowjob

The act of eating a succulent panini while receiving the most lavish blowjob.
Andrew: Yo dawg, what did you do last night?
Esteban: I was back at my place receiving a Panini Blowjob.
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Blowjob

Ask your mother you pervert she should know very well and tell you how to do it right.
Sorry tom I didn't know it was your wife I gave a blowjob to, I thought it was your daughter.
by Willow._.The._.Angel May 26, 2019
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seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.
by Bawgg January 14, 2020
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Daddy blowjob

Where a girl's daddy hits you up side the head, and that's the first blow. Then he hits you in the gut, and that's the second blow. Then he proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of you. And that's a daddy blowjob.
He doesn't like that daddy blowjob he got.
by Olan101 January 4, 2025
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Blocky blowjob

The act of receiving head, or a blowjob, while playing some insane tetris games.
“Babe it’s time for my daily blocky blowjob!”
by maozengdong April 26, 2024
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angel blowjob

what it's called when a girl gives a guy head while he's playing halo. the term comes from 'halo' so meaning the girl will be an 'angel.' this is a common fantasy for guys.
"I got a killing spree while getting a angel blowjob" -Dave
"Successful night? I think so." -Friend
by Luethenator. October 30, 2011
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bloodsucking blowjob

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.
Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019
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