Adele’s Asshole

A colloquial term used mainly by atheists in religious debate forum as a Hail Mary attempt at answering how the Big Bang came from nothing.

“Mr. Harris I need you to explain specifically and mechanistically how every galaxy and object in our universe came from an infinitesimally small singularity 13.8 billion years ago.” ——— “Adele’s Asshole” —— *Uprourious Godless Applause*

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Arkansas Asshole

An asshole from Arkansas. Said asshole will go to any lengths to defend the state including uttering delusional sentences such as “Arkansas is the best place in America”.

Dude1 : Arkansas is the natural state! The absolute best!!! Yesssssss!!!!
Dude2 : Geez, you Arkansas Asshole.

by DraconianFyre November 14, 2020

Golden Asshole

A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.

When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.

by Remove Obama July 18, 2018

gaping asshole

Former Maryland Governor Robert L. Ehrlich, Jr.

"Wow, Governor Ehrlich vetoed another piece of good legislation? He's such a gaping asshole!"

by Fernando la Casa December 30, 2007

Leaky Asshole

Usually refers to hemorrhoids, a person that has a leaky asshole has to carry a rug to wipe up. Their asshole leaks uncontrollably, leaving shit stains on their clothes.

This is his wipe rug, he has a leaky asshole.

by Feda555 October 6, 2009

magic asshole

A trick played by a "fatal attraction" lover where they fill their asshole with super glue before lube, such that later after you wear through the lube you get stuck with them permanently.

I have a magic asshole! What he stuck in will never come out!

Yeah a magic asshole is a very dirty trick - but it works! He will never cheat again.

With a magic asshole he has to leave a little something behind if he tries to cheat.

by one trick pony February 15, 2010

french asshole

Vagina

The other night, I did Celeste in the old French asshole.

by Frenchy McFrenchFuck January 4, 2019