This name is for someone who will love you with all their heart and is legit the nicest person but if you break up with them or stop your friendship they will not be texting you back, asking to be friends again, talking to you, or anything else. Prepare for your entire relationship to end. Because they don’t need time or an apology. Their mind is made up on the spot.
Me: “evan I’m sorry about what I did can we please be friends again”
Evan: “that’s great…” *walks away*
Evan: “that’s great…” *walks away*
by Lily the sunflower March 21, 2023
Get the Evanmug. Evan is very smart and intelligent.
by vv April 25, 2022
Get the Evanmug. by FishNamedJóse July 16, 2019
Get the Evan Connellymug. 
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a dude who is a super movie nerd and has a huge passion for something and he tells people all about it. He is a great guy and if you have Evan as a friend he will always make you laugh
Josh: "Yo Evan, D.C sucks"
Evan: "Hey, they hit the top grossing movie with Avengers Endgame for Avatar taking over again after a year"
Evan: "Hey, they hit the top grossing movie with Avengers Endgame for Avatar taking over again after a year"
by anonymous June 21, 2021
Get the Evanmug. Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!
Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
Get the John Gowans as Ward Evansmug. a chad who says theyre bad at everything and then immediatley after destroys everyone at it, they like bugging ppl to read/play/watch their new interest and are swag
by CATGIRLCHUU February 3, 2021
Get the evanmug.