Puppy Girl

pedophile

"Twitter has a serious Puppy Girl problem"

by Deflated Ointment March 28, 2025

dust-puppy

A very simple " in your face" pretty straight-forward definition/explanation of what happens to a normally intelligent person who has now lost any chance of normal brain-function , as their throbbing, chemical-fueled genitals have now fully taken over. They now do whatever the voices tell them to do, aimlessly wandering around in circle-like motions, much like a very excitable, stupid, tail-wagging poodle on Viagra.....oblivious to their surrounding and the world imploding around them.

" Holy-fuck....!!!!! Look how 'absolutely munted' kaka and her friends are!!! What a dust-puppy.....!!!!!

by MarvinMartian-70 March 15, 2018

Gargantuan Puppy Cock

(Noun) slang for a black olive used by people looked in central Montana.

I need gargantuan puppy cock to go with my salad.

by Olive Lover May 6, 2023

Broke Puppy

Someone who is on one certain occasion, multiple occasions, or always without funds to go out. Someone who is a financial dependent due to economic hardship.

1. I wanted to invite Evan out, but he is a Broke Puppy, and I don't want to end up paying his tab at the bar.

2. Don't invite her out sis, she's a broke puppy, you'll be picking up the tab for her if you do.

by BossJD August 11, 2022

popcorn puppy

When your at the cinema and you get a boner, so you try to hide it with your popcorn

That film gave me a real popcorn puppy

by Ameliamarch1 July 3, 2017

National Wear your Puppie love shirt

December 18 National wear your puppy love shirt

friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day

friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them

by yurmumdootcom January 17, 2022

warped puppy

Midwestern term used by wives to describe dumb husbands.

Kevin is such a warped puppy.

by Pepethexlown December 24, 2020