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Jason Guzman

So totally disregard that last post, I was mad
I was mad at Jason Guzman
by Lovelove3412 December 1, 2019
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Jason juice

Any unknown substance produced by anyone that goes by the name of Jason. It can be used as a noun or verb.
Holy shit! Why are all of the walls covered in Jason juice?!
Ew, dude you Jason juiced on my desk!
by Fatty_Matty69 December 18, 2024
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jason

jason is the name of a guy with many admirers. hes also kinda hot and probably plays basketball, attracts older women too
“wah jason so hot
too bad so many girls are chasing him”
by has a crush on jason August 20, 2021
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Jason

1) A common, every day name.
2) Poop. Used in this way, Jasons in general become extremely offended.
Oh man, that burrito made me take the biggest Jason.

That guy has the worst Jason breath ever.
Holy fuck that's a massive Jason on the sidewalk.
by McDave13 November 23, 2021
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Jasonness

The use of irrational thought to one emotionally break a person while making a harming joke
Your mother was Jasonness
by Hdusoehlahsner March 23, 2023
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Jason

Jason is an asshole who isn’t affraid to say what he wants when he wants. He’s not affected by his actions, nor does he think about anyone else when doing them. He is quite insensitive and has no filter. He is one pervy son of a bitch and doesn’t care if it shows. He is vulnerable, naive, and falls much too easily. He judges others for their problems when he’s really hiding his with them. He’s not as good looking as people would expect, he’s actually quite average. An average guy, nothing out of the ordinary or unique.
God! Stop being such a Jason!”
by Ms_depression_ November 11, 2018
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jason jager

by Jag74Man July 11, 2017
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